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Division by 0, Equaling ∞ and One's Negative, and a Fallacy Throughout ...OR re: div by zero x ÷ 01 ÷ 1 = 1 1 ÷ 2 = 0.5 1 ÷ 3 = 1⁄3 1 ÷ 4 = 0.25 1 ÷ 5 = 0.2 1 ÷ 10 = 0.1 1 ÷ 20 = 0.05 1 ÷ 100 = 0.01 1 ÷ 1 = 1 1 ÷ 0.5 = 2 1 ÷ 0.25 = 4 1 ÷ 0.1 = 10 1 ÷ 0.01 = 100 1 ÷ 0.001 = 1000In 1⁄x = y, as x approaches 0, y approaches ∞. Therefore, 1 ÷ 0 = ∞. Also, as x approaches ∞, y approaches 0, so 1 ÷ ∞ = 0. Fun fact. 0 = ∞ Using the above logic, let us create a proof.∞ + 1 = ∞ ∞ + x =